THEME ©

— Virginia Woolf (via bibliophilebunny)

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via n-thisishowitstarts)


— “10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via perfect)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself, via herecomesv)





breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via moistbottom)


barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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mysterylnc:

thisisrelatable:

shithappens-but-lifegoeson:


damn thats powerful


one of my favorite posts here

this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand

omg